Privacy Policy
We take your privacy seriously. Like, "top-secret mission" seriously.
- Information We Collect
We collect what you provide (like your name and email) and what the internet whispers to us (device info, IP address, and cookies—not the edible kind).
- How We Use Your Information
To provide and improve our service (so you stick around). Namely, your account credentials, shipping address, and any support tickets.
To process transactions (so we get paid).
To send you updates (only the important ones, promise).
- How We Share Information
We don't sell, fold, spindle, or mutilate your data—our business model isn't shady like that. We may share it with trusted partners (who help us function) and when required by law (because, well, laws). You should also notice that we don't use any tracking on our site.
- Your Choices
You can opt out of emails, adjust cookie settings, and delete your account (though we’d be sad to see you go). Just don’t expect us to erase every trace of your existence from the internet.
- Security
We use industry-standard security measures to protect your data. However, if you put your password as "password123," we can’t save you from yourself.
- Changes to This Policy
If we update this policy, we’ll post the changes here. If you continue using our services, that means you’re cool with it.
By using our service, you acknowledge that we’re doing our best to protect your data and keep things fair. If you have questions, contact us. If you’re just here to skim and move on—no hard feelings.